Picture this: David, *S*, *I* and a bunch of bananas standing in the checkout line at 7:30am. And since our 5 year old son has begun to read, he practices on pretty much anything and everything.
*Pause for brag time*
He was reading words and flashcards at 3 1/2 and he now reads books; not like memorized books, but ones he's never seen before. He isn't even in kindergarten yet!
So David and *S* were at the check out and *S* begins reading signs in the grocery check out line to the amusement of the ladies in line. Then he reads a line from the cover of Cosmo about 7 blah blah Ore-Gasm Tips.
He moves on to reading cookie labels and David pops out with, "Ah Son, a good gentleman always has at least 7 of those tricks in his repertoire...a lady needs consideration."
Ah, my boys.
Thank goodness he moved on to the cookies before David had to explain what "Give Yourself a Brazilian" means.